Watch me.
Ok I’ll watch you stop
You’ll have to watch me start first 😤
Oh yeah, it’s all cumming together, I’ll secretly observe the bananaless watch hexxor start jerking!!
What if I make a penis ladder? Buncha dudes with raging hard boners standing on each other’s shoulders. Two towers of this, with the tips touching.
If the boners are consistently rigid enough, you might be able to space them out a little to allow for a wider climbing stance, considering the tip-to-tip pressure would be unlikely to generate much added support for your bodyweight.
Hopefully it doesn’t take more than four hours to ascend.
What songs lyrics are these fire verses???
This is gonna drive me insane wondering what tune you sung those words to in your head. 😬
Bloodhail by Have A Nice Life?
“Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make” 😉
Touching your penis IS heaven.
Aw, thanks :3
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
So stop at every rung to jerk off. I’m not in a hurry.
I didn’t think we were supposed to climb to heaven. Isn’t that what the tower of Babel was about?
🎶 What’s love but a second hand in motion. 🎶
Unless you’re climbing a penis ladder
I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.
All the while knowing he was intimidated by me swinging around my rock hard cock yelling “Look mom! No hands!”
Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
Pennies*
Oooohhhh, I get it now, it’s because you can’t climb a normal leader with a raging boner, or at least it’s unsafe since you break every step.
But as others have pointed out, a leader made of dicks doesn’t have that problem since they snap back unto place.
Gods must be a great engineer.
Hey who said I had to have my hands full of my own penis? I don’t need to touch it to masturbate, and I’ve touched plenty of other guy’s penises. Is my “ladder to heaven” just going to be made out of every guy I slept with? Seems a bit sexist.
I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.
My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.
