• Tanis Nikana@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    I’m Tanis, the android sent by CyberLife. I’m here to keep your couch warm and play through your backlog.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukOPEnglish
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      9 days ago

      “As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”

      That’s just what a Carlin LLM would say!

    • Sludgeyy@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      9 days ago

      I was thinking “I’m going to break my arm so mommy can give me a hand 😜”

      Apply a meme and a play on words.

      A computer wouldn’t see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand. Real hand? Help? Even if it got handjob. Like you said it’s probably bad at weird sexual kinks.

      Why someone would want to shove a metal rod up thier penis is beyond me even.

      So if there’s three people looking at a metal rod on table and one says “You can do some melding with that!” “That’s pure aluminum, I bet that’s worth a pretty penny” or “I think I could fit that in my pee hole”

      It’s probably the best to believe the third is a real human

  • missingno@fedia.io
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    9 days ago

    Can a LLM do this?

    [20 page rant about a video game I’m mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]

  • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Look at my profile and comment activity. There will never be a bot that straddles the line between nerd, jokester, and arrogant ass the way a human can.

  • billwashere@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….

    “Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”

    Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.

    But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.

    Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukOPEnglish
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      9 days ago

      But a serious answer to the question…

      Anything which demonstrates true understanding combined with lateral thinking and analogy is likely to work. For now.

  • Scott@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    9 days ago

    The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • lordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Honestly I think it would be “I don’t know” knowing that you are ignorant in something and be willing to show it. Shows you have humanity and wisdom.

  • YamahaRevstar@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Want to see a picture of my writing with my left hand?

    AI can’t make images of people writing with their left hand. Go ahead and try. It can’t