If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.
Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.
Jfc, that’s where I got mine!
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
WSL
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Gentoo and Fedora should be switched. Poor over people are always snobs demanding perfect grinds, perfect water temperature, and perfect pour overs. Espresso users are the same but I like espresso and fedora lol
Pour overs are very forgiving and will give a decent result if your new or just eyeballing measurements but also if you want it exactly like you like it you’ll use a scale.
Fedora IMO is pretty forgiving and if I want my Fedora install exactly how I like, I’ll follow the same steps as always when configuring and setting up.
Just like a pour over/chemex.
What about “gets my coffee from the free machine in the break room at work”?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
What about “gets my coffee from the free barista at work”?
Docker Desktop on macOS?
Ooh! It’s a Silvia! It’s backwards, but it’s a Silvia.
I love my Silvia, but I use Pop!
Here it is for editors: https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/113486823218390932
No joke, I’ve had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it’s working great. It’s probably going to last me ten years. There’s barely any parts to break.
What about people who prefer tea?
Hannah Montana Linux
BSD?
BSTea
Mint
No that’s instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.
Fedora does look cool! It also has lots of customisability through theming and GNOME extensions.
I use Fedora with XFCE, what am I?
Fedora KDE here.
After you poured your coffee you put ice cubes in it.
From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.
Pop OS is the same machine as the Ubuntu but with RGB.
Or maybe same machine with premium options and premium pods.
Which, for me at least, is accurate.
Seconded.
Declarative distros like nixos and guix just order from a barista or one of those office machines
I have the second one, it takes about 2 minutes to make a cup of espresso, most of the time unattended, I’ve had it for 15 years, and yeah, it took some time to learn how to use at first.
I also use Debian, not Gentoo…
I have a French Press
Hey y’all, this one is an Apple user!
…but that’s a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.
I have the Chemex and a Mac.
The price of real (good) filters fits with the Macs unfortunately.
I’d say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
As a French press/Mint guy, I guess I have to agree.
Cold brew French press running mint, checks out.
I oscillate between void and debian. I use a french press. Idk what that says about me
It means you drink your coffee with your pinky out.
Why, though?
A french press is literally the easiest way to make coffee. There’s hardly anything to fuck up and it’s dirt cheap - like 10€ at Ikea.
Didn’t miss.
