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What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
That’s Ubuntu, no?
No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.
Ubuntu Pro?
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
WSL
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Orange Linux bad.
I’m impressed!
I’m in this picture and I like it!
Gentoo gang represent!
I use espresso, pour over, and v60 carafe from this image. But I now pretty much only use Deb and Fedora, and the occasional OpenSuse. Arch was fun, but too constantly “hands on” for use as a daily. Ubuntu used to be good (past tense). I got annoyed with constant manual compiling with Gentoo, but am considering going back to it anyway.
I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?
Idk but I use NixOS.
I thought NixOS would be “grinds their own beans and brews them manually”
I do grind my beans haha.
It would be, making coffee step 1: open cookbook to the coffee page.
Мдэ… боюсь показывать то, как варю кофе в свете этой картинки. :)
Мдэ… боюсь показывать то, как варю кофе в свете этой картинки
I don’t know how accurate it is but here’s a translation:
Mdae… I’m afraid to show you making coffee in light of this picture.
I don’t know how accurate it is but here’s a translation:
Yep. I brew my coffee in a jezve or in a balancing siphon. :)
Cezve, possibly?
A cezve (Turkish: cezve, pronounced [dʒezˈve]; Serbo-Croatian: džezva / џезва; Arabic: جِذوَة), also ibriki/briki (Greek: μπρίκι), srjep (Armenian: սրճեփ) is a small long-handled pot with a pouring lip designed specifically to make Turkish coffee. It is traditionally made of brass or copper, occasionally also silver or gold. In more recent times cezveler are also made from stainless steel, aluminium, or ceramics.
As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.
Sounds like a great metaphor for Snaps, TBH.
That’s because a normal cup has around 20g grounds, and a Keurig capsule has 10g. This isn’t a joke. I actually weighed it.
Where’s the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?
Alpine Linux
I don’t drink coffee anymore that’s means I shall commit the sin of install Windows again…
Hannah Montana OS
Red star OS
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
“I just get it straight from upstream” (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)
I use Fedora and I don’t understand this
I just want to pound my coffee and get to work. I finally gravitated to Fedora because it’s clean and just works. Too much setup on my Arch and Gentoo installs with way too much breakage. It’s fun to customize and tweak distros like those to an obsessive degree, until you actually need to get work done.
What are we when we get too old to drink coffee anymore?
Gentoo and Fedora should be switched. Poor over people are always snobs demanding perfect grinds, perfect water temperature, and perfect pour overs. Espresso users are the same but I like espresso and fedora lol
Pour overs are very forgiving and will give a decent result if your new or just eyeballing measurements but also if you want it exactly like you like it you’ll use a scale.
Fedora IMO is pretty forgiving and if I want my Fedora install exactly how I like, I’ll follow the same steps as always when configuring and setting up.
Just like a pour over/chemex.
What about “gets my coffee from the free machine in the break room at work”?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
What about “gets my coffee from the free barista at work”?
Docker Desktop on macOS?
