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Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness
/iambic pentameter
Nothing makes you appreciate shakespeares writing like seeing someone try to imitate shakespeares writing.
Me when I get paid per word
Short is smart.
Suck it Billy.
Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department
Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.
for it is yearning to taste the heaven of honey bunches
That’s just how American people speak versus how British people speak…
Oi Maaaar! I’m starvin’ me ‘ed orf! So’ me owt some grub, ya git!
The loops, brother! I hunger for the loops!
