The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoWhat do you call driving on a frozen lake and spinning in circles with your car?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhat do you call driving on a frozen lake and spinning in circles with your car?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWe should reframe climate change as an attack on winter recreational activities. Then Republicans might actually give a shit about it. “Oh, I’m not worried about climate change. But I’m very concerned about the impending demise of snowmobiling.”
minus-squareTimewornTraveler@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoSadly it still doesn’t matter when people believe that God guarantees four seasons in the Bible
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago“How will the homeless freeze to death without cold winters?”
We should reframe climate change as an attack on winter recreational activities. Then Republicans might actually give a shit about it.
“Oh, I’m not worried about climate change. But I’m very concerned about the impending demise of snowmobiling.”
Sadly it still doesn’t matter when people believe that God guarantees four seasons in the Bible
“How will the homeless freeze to death without cold winters?”
Make homeless freeze again.