I’m a poop machine 💩
Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.
Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.
I’m printing the intruder though.
They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.
With a little modification
I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.
I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel
Enter the Gungeon theme begins
shit take
With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.This is a shitpost.
That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders
Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.
And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.
Thanks Jaden
We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
Big bada boom
You have projectile shits too?!
