Tf is this picture even
He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him…
F
Community notes: take, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
That’s not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday
Why’s he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Weird Al-ass haircut
You just gonna compliment the guy like that?
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
All is forgiven, but next time go with “Kenny G.”
Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he’s a cool dude.
Carrot Top is available
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
No, he died trying to suck your penis
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
It’s penises all the way down.
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma
Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.
She died trying to suck her penis.
So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
