Gork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agoSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holemessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeGork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoOkay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!
minus-squareDrownedRats@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoTie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoSpace them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!
Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!
Tie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!
Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!