The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoEver been judged by a floor?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageEver been judged by a floor?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI’m a skinny bastard, so I’m taking the escalator
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoIdk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agocalories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoSome of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoDid you even try being born wealthy?
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoNo, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoIn your next life, do more crime.
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoIt’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life
I’m a skinny bastard, so I’m taking the escalator
Idk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.
calories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs
Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
Did you even try being born wealthy?
No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.
In your next life, do more crime.
It’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life