Where was the cat during the funeral hmmm?
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
Certified hood classic!
Who sits on a toilet and takes viagra?
I clap my hands when I’m served Dino nuggets.
I believe Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana Mexico…
I own a 2020 Subaru WRXSTI manual and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.