An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.

“What are you doing!?” exclaimed the barman.

The Irishman zips up and relies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”

The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.

The Scottishman zips up and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”

That’s pretty thoughtful to put drink dispensers next to portapotty’s.

You have not peed in enough bars, friend. Once the conversational juices get flowing, people sometimes follow you in to the toilet to keep the conversation going.

Lmao, of course there’s a relevant SNL

Okay I must admit that the Geometry nodes + Grease pencil is a powerful artistic style

Manhattan TV seems to be a good product for me at the moment (UK). It’s got all the HD channels live, and you can easily record them to disk.

I miss the smoking indoors. As a child who would attend political events with my parents, it gave rooms a misty haze of mystery and intrigue. Plus, you could always tell where the real political tables were by the density of the fog hanging over the table.

If I had to live in a red country back in those days, I think I’d pick East Germany. Berlin in particular is where both powers were strutting their wares/values, so I like to believe that the East Berliners had it better than most

Well, I did not really pursue my little princess with persistence and I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existence.

From a distance I desired her, secretly admired her wired her a letter to get her, and it went:

“My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me, but I know you very well, now let me tell you 'bout the feelings I have for you when I try, or make some sort of attempt, I simp - damn, I wish I wasn’t such a wimp - cos then I would let you know that I love you so and if I was your man, then I would be true, and the only lying I would do is in the bed with you.”

Then I signed “Sincerely, the one who loves you dearly, P.S. Love Me Tender.”

k
lmao
wot u think
ngl dat flips
brb ohio

Damn that’s cute

Hmmmmmm!

It sounds like he squealed a lot to get free. I’m surprised he hasn’t been taken down as a result of this

It’s a good thing that free discussion doesn’t equate a mindless popularity contest. Oh wait, on Reddit it does, my bad …

how the hell did this get 51 upvotes

the big church split there over instruments

I’m suddenly now coming to grips with the sheer cinematic realism of the film Footloose.

You have absolutely nothing
<?php
   well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
  I trust that life has
  been treating you well? 
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
  Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.

Good friend, helped me through my parents long divorce. I moved abroad and got a bit lonely out there. Him and his then longterm gf who I was also good friends with had planned to come out and see me.

They then split shortly before. I wanted to be friends with both of them, but if I’m honest with myself, I thought the gf had feelings for me, as her texts to me were getting very high in emoji content. I encouraged them both to come separately and my friend said that our friendship was over if his ex comes to visit me. I guess he knew me better than I knew myself.

He didn’t visit, she did. Nothing happened but there were clearly mixed messages on my side. Lost two good friends in one go.

Have made a few good friends since then, but I do miss him and that social circle a lot. I surprisingly haven’t learned to not take liberties in friendship circles, but I’m trying to learn.

My War by Black Flag.

“I must hear this album that singlehandedly inspired entire swathes of the punk and later grunge movements!”

It’s bad. No, not unlikeable, but it’s an album full of songs that you and your friends could probably come up with after a single night of drinking in a shitty basement. There isn’t anything that screams genius or promise or talent.

I’ve listened to it a few times and I just don’t get what our early grunge ancestors were vibing to all those millennia ago.

As far as I’m concerned, there is literally one song in Animals and that one song kicks all other Pink Floyd songs out of the water