When some narc on the internet would say “no homo”, I liked to hit them back with a “yass homo”. Or “homo where?”

Who’s the greedy snitch? That’s what I want to know.

Meh

Where did the angels that refused to choose sides end up according to the Christian Bible?

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

I thought that was implied.

Some would argue that to feel like a man is to feel pain.

No! Perfection every time! Especially the first time.

At this point, I’m not even sure what it feels like to be human.

\m/

She’s not age appropriate. How’s her mom doing?

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

Aye

I’m sure the blonde on the left is his mom, and not the first time.