“But Putin is my BFF, he pinky promised that he would not do it again.”

I’m sure that will work well in a country with more guns then people. And I’m sure we will not see more Mario brothers and cousins doing something unexpected.

/s

Two minutes later: we don’t have enough skilled people to make Teslas and computer chips.

Four minutes later: I have an idea, let’s hire immigrants.

Six minutes later: we hate immigrants, they are stealing our jobs.