It feels very human to ignore the lessons of history because it didn’t happen directly to them.

Thank you. Was that so hard?

And then immediately die. Gotta brainwash them early that phone bad.

Good point! Have they checked these laboratory mice to make sure their genes haven’t been spliced?

That’s…sad in a different way.

Those donuts have divots.

Where is the jam secreted?

I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.

Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

Pay me enough, and I’ll waste everyone’s time. Wait…

Did I just reinvent lobbying?