can’t spell trains without trans

I think that’s the Tom Scott video where I learned about Penistone

you can claim you traveled to all those cities and hope people don’t have a follow-up question

lol

I’ve never used a urinal. it’s weird and also some of them are disgusting, they almost guarantee splashback

edit: are, not ate

I think it’s appropriate specifically because musk is a transphobe himself.

“why don’t you respond to criticism”

dude I keep forgetting Facebook exists until someone talks about it in present tense and it gives me a little surprise. it’s like someone saying they looked something up on askjeeves

it’s the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he’ll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

now that Putin is getting his own personal bitch boy in office, maybe they can arrange something.

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again

if I were this fabulous I also wouldn’t waste precious time eating or shitting when i could be fucking.

Worcestershire? I don’t even know her

please wait while I grab this electric fence

I don’t blame you; the fact that it was funny made everyone refer to him as such and it stuck. for years now.

honestly it’s much funnier if you weren’t joking

ok Sweden wins this one

what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term

She’s referring to the orgasm