No son of mine is going to drink “La Croix!”

We drink Waterloo in this house

Source? While they may have some corruption, they also have functioning judiciaries and laws in place to protect civil rights. It’s not like they just execute people for minor violations

I’m having no problem with YouTube using Firefox and uBlock on Android

That’s because the polar vortex slid off the Arctic onto North America, allowing warmer air to creep northward on your side of the globe. I remember in '21, while we had record cold in the southern US, Siberia was on fire.

Little drops of gasoline raining down on your head

I know this is a joke, but snow along the Gulf Coast, while not common, is also not unprecedented in the dead of winter. It was actually more common a century ago

"He didn’t mean for it to be a Nazi salute, he just wanted it to look like a Nazi salute. You know, to troll people who don’t like Nazis "

Basic observations of reality are shitposts in our brave new world

It’s hard to overstate how much money “2-3x what a run of the mill job makes” is over the course of a lifetime. I guess to you right now it doesn’t seem like much, but someone who makes three times more money than someone else is significantly more well off. There aren’t any wage jobs that are going to net you exponential salary growth. Your only hope there is to strike gold and found PayPal or Microsoft or something.

I went to dunkin’

Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me

As if Dunkin’ Donuts is representative of the thousands of independent coffee shops around the US…

Turkey too lmao

People, fish, shrimp, and bugs are worms.

Typical chordate-centric arthropodophobia

People and fish are more closely related than shrimp and insects

There’s a granite slide near me that they say gets faster with use, and they were correct. Fastest slide I’ve ever gone down.

There’s something about this wide, flat concrete slide that makes me think it’s not going to work the same

We were talking about work experience in high school

Where are they not accepting CLEP tests?

That’s a completely different issue than what I was talking about though

No argument here!

That wasn’t my experience as a millennial