Oh yeah, y’all know this is gonna be good

Open your eyes, Children of the Lense! Harness the power of the Unbridled Star!

Frickn white dudes, probly. I once saw an article by a Native American that read like: “We lived with the land, hunted during day, and had sex at night. Only White Man would think he could improve on that.”

Magnifying glass (you know, to burn stuff)?

It definitely depends where you’re flying to/from and which airline. Virgin/Jetstar in Australia will not give you food for many flights - including an international flight to Indonesia (yes they’re both ‘budget’ but ffs). However, Air New Zealand will probably have food service for a 3hr flight.

Updoot for the samurai-knight who says: “Ni!”

Yes. But you have to pay. Through the nose. No cash. Card only. And your “meal” may still be frozen in the centre. Ahhh, modern comforts