

So wait
Who is telling the truth. My ex said it was too big. The bell curves I’ve found have said “uh what lmfao no way are you that big” but every self reported study says I’m small
How the fuck am I going to ever find a toilet that is comfortable to use in my own home
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Never even friends
Then somebody bends
Unsurprisingly
Just a little change
Smallest in the least
All a little scared
No one was prepared
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