Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

Damn

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

Happy that he’s finally gone

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

🦀🦀🦀

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It’s stormfront v2.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

That’s depressing

Top-left, middle-bottom, right-bottom

And a mall ninja sword

Oh, yes, Jefe, you have a plethora

I’m $100k in the hole due to boomer parents telling me to get student loans for college since they blew all their money on stupid investment schemes, so can I give you an IOU or maybe like a hug or a handshake or something?

*bites your ear “eye thild”

The downvote is from someone who doesn’t understand floating point notation