He claimed it was a “my heart goes out to you” sentiment.

But the “my heart goes out to you” gesture is palm-up…

Obama was a professor. He’s handled idiots before.

I’ve heard the fire dept bill was passed separately, so if you just look at the normal spending bill, it will look like a cut.

Like if you upgrade to a new computer, observe that your old computer is gone, and conclude that you don’t have a computer and liberals must have stolen it, and get off my lawn while you’re at it

Just know that if you DO take a nap on the couch, and an emergency happens, your employer will demand to know why you weren’t on it immediately.

Your career will be destroyed.

So… they used the wrong unit for micron?

Wallets are good gifts until a guy is like 25-30. Then he’ll buy the style he likes for himself.

“I need help carrying this stuff in, can you come help”

“Sure bro what do you need me to grab”

“Me”

Could be sanded down