our yard and sidewalks / pavement becomes slime slick if they’re left around. I doubt there are many bees in my leaf piles, it’s been raining for a month straight.

The government never built a weather machine. But the oil companies built a carbon machine that’s doing a fantastic job changing the weather, and they knew it 50 years ago.

Plead permanent sanity.

temporary sanity is the best I can manage these days.

What an I missing?

basic arithmetic? .33 + .33 doesn’t = .5

the wife left him years ago lol…

at least a home lab can do things. people who’s entire social life and personality are dedicated to internal combustion bullshit are depressing. vrroooom vroom vroooooom is not a replacement for actually having a life.

remember the totally innocent time the people managing the contest had a visit with Bill Clinton on the fucking tarmac? yeah, DNC, message received, you don’t even care about how bad that looks…

back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.

I knew a guy in the army who would eat a gigantic bowl of oreos (usually 2/3rds of a regular package) and watch saturday morning cartoons. he said it helped him pass MREs.

Dating someone shorter: every hug gets a bonus motor-boating

brilliant

I might not be able to wear my husband’s ribcage as armor

seems like it would smell…

they’re everywhere.

that’s their strategy, just flood everything with bullshit.

Hey, I didn’t see it that way, you got good points, you won me over. You’re a fucking asshole, though, good luck winning others over with your childish bullshit.

Sure thing sporto.

yeah that’s what we’ve got, a binary decision between sports (panem et circenses) or outright war.

Couldn’t possibly be some bits in between.

Cute.

games are fun

Games ARE fun. Adults wasting these kinds of resources so rich men can get richer is fucking disgusting and you know it even if you won’t admit it.

It’s a terrible waste of resources, it’s a perversion of athletics, and it doesn’t take a nerd to feel superior to that kind of petty bullshit.

If it’s any consolation I feel the same way about NASCAR and F1. Petty, climate wrecking childish bullshit.

Bet you’re a fan of that garbage too.

what the fuck is even that?

also, it’s gold that you don’t even try to argue that you’re an adult who’s enthralled by watching billionaires pay millionaires to play a child’s game.

lolol

who still watches broadcast TV?

ah sports… adults investing billions into children’s games. not surprised.

the car enthusiasts would remain on empty streets

fuck them and their enthusiasms it’s destroying the ecosystem.

they can find a new fucking hobby that doesn’t VRRRRRROOOOOM VRRRROOOOOM.

humans could achieve cheap, safe, easy teleportation and I’ll bet you a steak dinner that a substantial number of assholes would still argue we need roads so they can vroom vroom around in their jacked up pavement princess dick-head haulers.