Inside of you are two wolves, Hope and Despair. If you feed one, it will grow and overtake the other.

However, they both want treats outside of meal time. In this way, they are both delusional.

But this is the only method I trust to not surprise me with fees for a “free” service.

“Free-free-free, free-free, free. That’ll be $39.95.”

Burger King. They’ve messed up orders, burned food, and drowned stuff in mayonnaise too many times to tolerate.

Now I just cook frozen burger patties on the stove, and tell myself that their sides were never all that great anyway.

Having people of color, which automatically qualified it as “ghetto”. We were under-resourced, and it seemed a lot of the talented kids moved to attend a rival school instead. We routinely got our asses kicked in academics and sports.

I don’t know bout y’all but my rarest pepe was forged in the physical world with a pencil and a sheet of paper. It was so rare and powerful that I had to split it into 7 pieces and scatter them across the land.

I’m not sure where the pieces are now exactly. Last I heard, there were two competing search teams hunting for them, one being a ragtag team of inexperienced heart-of-gold types and the other being some sort of evil empire.

I figured it’d be best not to get involved.

which one of those dominoes is my collection of rare pepes

lol brilliant, thanks

I’ll confess: I don’t get it. I mean I still upvoted it but I don’t totally get it.

Tradition of building a building, right? …right?

Sad / trans girl / looking for laugh-out-louds

Anonymous polling would be nice

The thumbnail made me think this was a trolley problem meme.

I read this backwards maybe. I thought someone watched the video and then saw that post in the comments section from a fake Andrew Yang account. Like bro we don’t have to hash this one out in the Pornhub comments.

It’s a dual purpose meme

u be at the gates of heaven and he’s all like “whites go first sorry that’s just the way the game is played”

That’s what they call the Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage with chili dog garnish in your town?

Pff. “Glizzard”. Don’t know what you’re getting.

you can even customize how many stink lines your character will have

I guess I’ll keep trying to get out of the house, despite my anxiety about that now. That way, the folks in my community will be able to say they personally know (of) at least one trans person, which will hopefully inspire them to oppose any anti-trans policies that come up.

I also want to be a role model for all the eggs out there who might otherwise be too scared to come out.

And then you go to Settings / Privacy / Data and all you find is a link to the privacy policy and terms of service.

So you search online and find several relevant posts on a support forum, such as:

• I cannot find this setting
• The “on” option is grayed out
• I tried to set this to “on” but I got a cryptic error message saying to contact my system administrator

All of them have been open for at least a year, hundreds of users clicked the “I also have this issue” button, and none of them have any useful replies.