Where did I say the caretaker has absolutely nothing to do with it?

But yes I guess it’s easier to win arguments when you can just wholesale invent what the other person’s saying out of thin air.

I’ve only ever heard mostly people without kids saying this.

Stupid people without kids. I don’t have 'em but I have a functioning cerebral cortex so I can’t even fathom saying something like that out loud

but what about the potash quota

“Natural deodorant” is usually just a block of an aluminum salt crystal, which’ll work just fine since that’s the kind of stuff in “industrial” deodorants too. Stains more and dries out your skin though since you usually end up with way more of the stuff in your pits, which is sorta ironic I guess.

So I think I’d go with Shiloh or Dayzie?

Shhh! No criticize, only worship!

https://time.com/6338243/jimmy-carter-middle-east-record/

Truly a utility that we have all been waiting for without even knowing it.

Oh man my friend is going to shit a (happy) brick if people actually involved with the ISS end up seeing this.

I let them know! They’re pretty tickled that it’s clearly given people a chuckle.

It’s a ridiculous app which makes it so funny, but it’s also kinda cool that it’s possible to bang out an app that actually streams the real time status of a fucking space station’s toilets in an afternoon. I mean what the hell

I was particularly fond of the naming:

Really is isn’t it? A friend made this and forced me to be an alpha tester, and I just had to share.

Heartwarming ❤️

Oh it’s the rule 30 sea snail! Didn’t know they were super poisonous, huh

We’re not talking about the same thing. Bribery isn’t the only way to use money in politics

You’re kidding yourself if you think that someone pouring a couple of billion dollars into things like PR etc wouldn’t sway an election in any country

The sad part is that Musk is rich and petty enough that he could buy any election result he wanted in just about any country

Misandry is when people say Tater tots don’t shower or that women would rather date women

Half-loathing

I make my own though

Eh, I guess it could but it’d be a bit of a reach. The 2nd meme has no labels, and I just read it as being something like the 4B movement – many women just don’t want to date guys anymore