Memes don’t have to be jokes

I already tried that, thus my frustration. Only so many times you can have them respond in an annoyed manner with that “of course we won’t fuck it up” attitude only for it to be messed up in the same way again

My willingness to creat things for other people.

Less depressingly: the local pizza shop fucked up my order 1 too many times. Faith in them has been destroyed, which sucks cuz they’re a decently priced mom and pop kind of place, but I can only accept a wrong/missing item if I get a refund if it’s not literally half or more of the time I go to your place of business!

We started a business together and after landing our first client together (not one we brought in as a pre existing relationship) we went out drinking to celebrate. We both drank the same stuff, same amounts (and I’ve had far more before), yet I was more fucked than ever, to the point I’m convinced the dude drugged me. I have 0 memory of leaving the bar, going 5 blocks away after calling our ride, gashing my head open (twice), or how I was “so limp I could barely stand let alone walk” none of which sounds like me when I’m drunk at ALL

He also spent that whole time shit talking me to my wife, something he’s previously done to other “friends” he felt were leaving him for significant others

They might be into something

My block of suburbia growing up only had a sidewalk for the last 2 houses on it, everyone else didn’t get one

So that’s nice

That’s probably the least efficient way to mulch that stuff, don’t just leave it out like that

And you avoid using the fossil fuels to power the mower you don’t need in the first place

Ah, should we all be using the push powered ones, then, cuz those are fucking terrible. Not having grass is nice for those who don’t live where it’s a legal requirement, but that’s out for many people, and you do have to cut it or you’ll get a different law visit instead

valuable assets

Thanks for the reminder, I was wrong. Trump actively wants to fuck his daughter, so I guess at least one of them gives a fuck

As if any of them give the first fuck about any of their spawn

Rather than learn and admit you were wrong you cower away and pretend it’s because I’m wrong despite literally showing you what I was talking about

Be better

Drop the smugness.

Nah, you want to start it when you’re talking out your ass, imma keep it when I’m correcting you.

Dude, you don’t know as much about nuclear energy as you think. But you know even less about concrete.

Oh wow, good scientific counterpoints! If only you could Google it and find out for yourself…

Stop embarrassing yourself

You really should, 5s in Google and I found exactly what I’m talking about:

I simplified with just using “concrete” because “they fill a container with inert gas and pour concrete around it and it’s fine” is easily shortened to “dump concrete around it”

Shit, theres a YouTube video of someone kissing one of those, standing next to it for the whole video, nothing happens at all. You have no idea what you’re talking about

Facebook

Oh, I see I’m dealing with a mental deficient here, I apologize for assuming you were of standard mental functionality

someone else’s problem in the future

Nope, if you bury it in a few inches of concrete it’s literally never a problem again unless society somehow completely collapsed and all knowledge of nuclear waste is lost

I’ve seen this train of thinking somewhere. Spoiler alert, it was a bad idea.

I’ve seen this level of confidence from people who don’t know what they’re talking about before. Spoiler alert, it’s embarrassing for you

these rocks are long terms with the consequences on humans and the environment thousands of years later.

You bury them in concrete, done. Nuclear waste isn’t an issue and hasn’t ever been

Blank spaces arent characters by definition as they’re the space that allows the letters to exist

Our laws aren’t amazing, I’ll grant them that an annoying amount of them are for show only, but those kinds of guys don’t actually know what the law is here, they just assume shit because we’re a liberal state that is known to have gun laws

I’ve unironically seen people that are into guns at that same level claim you cant buy an AR-15 here and meant it, which is patently ridiculous

He did

As a standalone word it’s Shire as we say it, but put it at the end of a word and you pronounce it differently

Lancashire is lanka-sheer, for example

Your guys’ box isn’t full of HDMI and USB mini/micro?

Oh and I have 150ft of coax, don’t ask why, I don’t fucking remember

Tell me you don’t live here (or know someone who does) without directly saying it

I’ve seen mounted MGs in the mountains, my guy, you don’t know what’s actually here and in the hands of some CRAZY leftists. I know 2 different people who have offered me very illegal arms should shit ever hit the fan, one of them owns a functional truck they just need to slide a tripod into the back into some homemade brackets and they can have a mounted MG truck in like 10m

Fuck, I’ve seen an actual RPG get shot (that was wild)

French press is basically the same work as a drip machine, but a different shape. You just heat the water seperately and then pour it and the coffee into the French press, let it sit, press the plunger down, and pour. Actually takes slightly less time than any cheap dropper I’ve used and runs 0 risk of burning the coffee (drip machines like to put heating elements into their bases to keep the pot hot, this can burn the coffee and ruin the flavor, French presses cannot burn coffee because they cannot add heat)

Espresso is finely ground coffee that uses steam pressure to brew (thus why espresso machines are fucking expensive, my mr coffee unit was 80 buck), it’s an involved process (worth learning gif you’ve got 20m to make a cup of coffee every time) but very good if you use beans you like AND you like your coffee flavor strong

Almost 10 years in and my wife is like “I can’t believe you love these so much still”

I don’t understand that comment honestly