When I was 20 I could easily pound down a full Papa John’s pizza and stay skinny as a rail. Nowadays I eat one cookie after dinner and my body permanently incorporates it into my mass, never to be released again.

Scoutmaster is a job that works with kids, so I agree with you there. And mentoring is important too. But these things are less important than the impact you make as a parent. For most people the family is the anchor.

Yeah this has always pissed me off with my non-parent friends. You really think you have that much influence on random kids you have fleeting interactions with? Unless you’re a teacher or in some other position where it’s your job to interact with kids, your opinions aren’t getting passed down to anyone.

Stroke having I

Haha we wouldn’t elect that guy again…haha

And his face might turn a hue…uh, red…

Maybe in your gut biome, but mine is just two or three really, really large bacteria

I’m no factorio expert and I prolly took 20 hours before I managed to get to another planet. Blows my mind people can beat the whole game in that time.

Pun hub logo looking a bit too similar to…other well-known internet hubs.

I had thought we should Truman show Trump so he could believe he was president again. Might cost a few hundred million to make it convincing enough, but it’s a much smaller price to pay.

Rollercoaster without a track

We’re already there: it’s called NextDoor

There’s a pretty good argument this too was a mistake given what happened in PA. At least one swing state might have been saved…

Good news: we’re all working in Amazon warehouses soon

Canada has a high likelihood of electing its own conservative government next year…

Somebody else waving their wand around