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“Best I can do is a horse that reports crimes”
- Bethesda
Issue #1 or 5? You decide!
This got a bonus chuckle from me.
2·10 days agoI find this useful, personally, but I would like to see an additional “block and hide.”
We’re excited to announce the new Sony WH1000XM6 headphones, enhanced by the power of spanners!
I don’t see why my headphones need a sp-
Conveniently built in to your headset, you can use the spanner to adjust bolt tightness on-the-go!
Okay, but that’s not wh-
We’re proud to be leading the market in spanner-augmented products to bring a new level of convenience to your life.
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Spanner may sometimes only appear to tighten bolts. Please don’t ask us the energy cost of manufacturing the spanner.
It’s part of the Manoogian collection in Detroit, MI. It’s called Shore of the Turquoise Sea or sometimes just Emerald Sea.
Spoiler: he doesn't die
His “enchanted hammer generates enough cosmic power to harden the molten lava and lift him up again.” Duh.
As Calvin awoke one morning from uneasy dreams…
Original from Arcade Rage.