Maybe 95% survive, but how many are injured in a way that might impact their quality of life?
Since these are being dropped specifically for the purpose of being caught and killed asap, quality of life might not matter.
For your sad little goldfish, please be gentle!
I vote for vacuuming to be combined with dishes for a general “while cleaning”. There needs to be a “while interacting with other people”.
With that said, my zodiac sign is “yes”
I assumed this was true also, but I also believe the company is receiving some sort of kick back from this otherwise they wouldn’t be doing it.
Replace the middle one with “We have PLENTY” and I still respect it.
It’s been coming doing for years, but much like Trump took credit for Obama’s economy, he will take credit for this too. And 50% of the country will learn the wrong lesson.
That’s what’s up
That looks like a fun time!
Has anybody actually had a therapist show an ink blot?
How about a pond?
They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time
Your boss shows up and says, “you’ve been chosen”. Say no and you’re fired…
Little less news and a little more memes and you’ll be alright. For 4 years anyway.
Spanish mathematician! Is this for real?
Your daytime self gets revenge on you by having an even shittier day!
Trump insisted he won the popular vote in 2016. That was him setting this whole thing up.
Dad: Hi dead, I’m dad🥸
Boomer humor
We still think you’re a pedantic need dickhead, but we upvote you for that!
Sand!