Best reply to this, hands down.

Yes let’s all bury our heads in the sand now. I’m sure it will all turn out fine 🫣

Don’t let the door hit you

Be my guest. I had the same thought but can’t put the joke together.

How about: My son came home from a birthday party with lice yesterday. I hate to nitpick, but it was a lousy party.

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/722