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Still not as bad as Hack Tran (CEO of: Broadcom/Vmware/CA/Symantec/Brocade), but close.

If you can grow your own tomatoes, give Amish Paste Heirlooms a try.

They grow small, but a single plant can produce hundreds of low acidity balanced tomato fruits that are perfect for pasta sauce.

You get a menu, you pick the person you want to see, you pick the item (living, dead or inanimate object) and what you want them to do with it; usually a hole.

example of one

I assume you’ve never been to Thailand.

That’s a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I’ve seen there.

Great until it grabs some skin or hair