They’re fictional, so I guess they work however the writer wants them to.

Well shit, Janelle, maybe you should have asked the lava frog before posting his picture on Twitter.

The meta verse was kinda fun to talk about, though. Because it was a train wreck.

I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.

Shocked this thread is an hour old with no mention of Linux. Whoopsie.

“So you’re saying all we need to do is keep you busy with a full time job that you need just to survive?”

-The capitalists, probably

Apparently one too many people called him gay over this: he posted a tiktok a short while ago saying he meant what he said and “concubine” basically means slave, apparently hoping the people who follow him don’t know better.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

That’s it, I’m gettin’ me mallet.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

Cult followings are the highest form of magecraft.

I dunno, knives and male genitals don’t really mix.