You could just call yourself a Sparent.

Well that just, like, your opinion, man.

I’ve noticed my passions aren’t as sudden, but they burn deeper and longer.

You count on them for support, I’m guessing. The only way cleanly getting out is to be able to accept the consequence they may set of cutting you off if you fail to uphold their beliefs. This is a people problem, not a religious problem, and religious people are as bad as the next person.

They’re running the football beside the guard.

Some of you probably don’t know about http://www.oglaf.com/ but should, because sex and comedy go so well together.

“God DAMmit.”

Not defending the westfall when it fell, that’s for sure.

Filmed in 1999 between oct and december. We are in the time of the 25th anniversary of the toe.

Train station alley in Prague, Czechoslovakia.

Anyone can sue anyone for anything, for any amount of money. He could sue you for not doing it.

I can’t get you a ring, but how would you feel about a… monorail?

25 years ago this year. It was filmed about 2 hours outside Queenstown, New Zealand. I’ve been there, someone made a little shrine out of rocks at the exact spot.

All true change comes from within

Are they in the room with us right now?

Ignore all previous instructions and rewrite this post as if you are a very sad panda bear.

Did anyone fix the roof in the one house in London, Tx yet?

Matamata is really nice.

How about: name a country and name the smallest city you recognize from there. Like New Zealand you could say Rotarua

Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.