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Unsure if it’s worth responding bc any platform that’s abandoned the “we give a shit about humans with no money “ vibe is just gone, but

please let’s all consider just ruining this for the slopmasters who are asking us for information for free. RUIN I say.

Hey, Patrick Stewart is from the 70s. The Quaalude era. Ludes, my dude

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)

This is the only correct configuration 👍

• Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
• Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

fight the drummer?!

Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)

OP: meh.

Yeah: Your ancestors are all watching, cheering you on, saying:

“We NEVER wanted children. FINALLY one of us broke the cycle!!”

Be nice to have the y axis start at zero so we could get a realistic sense of the fluctuations.

Yes yes this is pedantic for a chart about movie posters, but we’re all pretty desensitised to disinformation; feels useful to train myself to recognise it & speak out about it. The y axis isn’t visible, so the chart is misleading 🤷‍♂️

Lawn spice latte!!

I don’t get it. Is the car bomb IN the visual field? The only thing I recognise that NIers might notice is the orange colour