ALQ

Oooh, my partner is working on his resume; I’m going to share this with him. Thanks!

Man, in some ways, Wil looks exactly the same as he did when he first stepped onto the Enterprise. I want to be one of those people that ages so nicely, dammit.

I’ve seen some folks say it could be a result of steroid abuse, and I didn’t care enough to research whether it was true. If he did abuse steroids, his supremely shrunken raisins could help explain the cybertruck.

And not quite as perky. His chest bump is essentially in the middle of his torso. Makes me think of the 1990s polygonal Lara Croft every time I see it.

The kids’ menu is labeled “Penne for your Tots.”

So glad that my fellow queer women haven’t spilled the secret of our ceremony like these guys did.

Wait, shit. I’ve already said too much.

Thank you and the other mods for your vigorous protection of this space. Ten Forward, since its (recent) inception, has been nothing but a place of joy for me. We need what joy we can get, especially now, so I’m immensely grateful for this space and the people who share their ridiculous Star Trek memes, inside jokes, and absurdity.

We “Khan” make it through this.

Edited to fix a typo.

As a fellow American Jew, I just want to say, loud and clear:

Fuck Israel, fuck Netanyahu, and free Palestine.

Israel is a segregationist state actively committing genocide. If you feel unwelcome in places that are against genocide, that sounds like it’s a you problem.

This vandal has a garage full of downloaded cars.

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas by Ursula K. Le Guin is the one that came to mind for me.