1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John <crouch> Doe

About 80% of my use of Netflix is “hear about a cool film, open up the app, it’s not on Netflix, close the app”.

Back in caveman times, no-one had a smartphone with a torch on it to help see the caves. It was all done using flip-phones with just the screen lit up. Those poor artists :(

Genuinely cool shower thought though, I wonder if it’s true

“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

You know most of the world isn’t USA, right? I’m sick of American politics, and while it is important to talk and mobilise against conservatives, I also don’t want it to be >50% of what I see here. Not wanting to see American politics doesn’t mean you’re privileged, it might mean you’re just not American.

(And also, people who are American and will be disadvantaged by conservative politics still might want to relax and enjoy their free time without having to think about all the bullshit that’s happening to them. No-one should be fighting for their rights 100% of the time, we all deserve some time to relax and have fun as well, otherwise what are we even fighting for?)

Salt enjoyers be like

Nice

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

If 90% of the population call them seagulls, and 99% of the population understand what you mean when you say “seagull”, then yes, they are actually called seagulls

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

UK voters now have PTSD flashbacks