Since my parents said it the day I was born.

Are you rick-rolling yourself? Derp.

Like lions and gazelles living in harmony. Never will happen. Nor should it.

Do you play it? I play the banjo and would never say it’s unattractive.

“Uggo” is a slang term that means “ugly”.

There are rare exceptions, but in general women don’t want a “gamer”, ever.

Lost my wife to cancer. She was 36. Fuck cancer.

Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.

My buddy quit his job at the BMW dealership the other day without giving any indication.

I work in AML and KYC is a key part of that process.

What a dumb take.

Hahaha, you said “buttcoin” . You’re so funny!

Not.

Fuck you for being on social media.

(I know)

I really, really didn’t think I needed a sarcasm tag here.

As long as drywall anchors were used, it shouldn’t be an issue.

They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.