I keep having dreams of things I need to do

And waking up but not following through

But it feels like I haven’t slept at all

When I wake to a silence and she’s facing the wall

Posters of Dylan and of Hemingway

An antique compass for a sailor’s escape

She says, “You just can’t live this way”

And I close my eyes and I never say

I’m still having dreams

See, this is why I hedged my bets. That wasn’t the comma that threw me off. I didn’t even see that one on first read-through. I was focused on the “the substance that, injected intravenously, turns women into cats!”

I’m pretty sure that having only one comma in that sentence is grammatically incorrect, but I don’t feel confident enough to be pedantic about it.

Many is the time I’ve gotten halfway through typing a response only to lose interest in my own opinion.

It was a frozen yogurt company. The ice cream was a ruse to smoke out those not committed to the cause.

Sadly, no.

Just got back from voting and I was looking for an opportunity to mention how attractive the lady that checked me in was.

“Spearing ham on a broom handle” is how I refer to my bachelor days.