But then you don’t get to eat the pickles

I had one but deleted it when they stopped allowing third party clients (probably 10 or so years ago). Maybe I can have the second dose?

What about a mini laptop?

To weed out people who scrutinize the scam. The same reason scams often have misspelled words. They want people who will react quickly without thinking too hard.

Ones from 1982 and earlier are much more valuable when melted down.