And misogyny…don’t forget to forget the little baby makers

This is the most legitimate answer.

Our children always went to school with extra (our dinner the night before was their lunch for the most part, we always tried to make extra).

WWII Alliance against the Axis powers, shaped in a V for British Victory

Heh…

Dude became an outspoken anti vaxxer, tin foil hat wearing plandemic twat.

The final nail was when he shows up at our business out of the blue one day (literally had not spoken with him in almost a year) where he had left some oil paintings & other artwork to pick them up, then sent a shitty passive aggressive text the next day about how they were not kept in perfect condition.

My dude, you left them without a word otherwise over 4 years ago, we have shit to do besides take care of discarded art.

I love Greg Bear’s take in the War Dogs trilogy.

They show up but slowly introduce themselves, give us trinkets, coerce & exploit us , then after much happenings, leave and the world goes on like nothing ever happened.

Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

When my wife was pissed at me she would go to my office before I got to work and tilt every picture/award and move my books about.

She knows what buttons to push and my sous chefs just let her do it… ungrateful pricks

/S

I there with ya

New government bureau dedicated to making government bureaucracies less bureaucratic.

So I use about 1g of bud, not the shake for about 350g of butter for the recipe. Turns out more consistent, especially for dosages (works out to about 2.5mg per cookie).

That and my cookies are amazingly good.

Mine are vegan & there isn’t any skunkiness…I have to keep them clearly labeled in the freezer after I make them because you cannot tell the difference.

Top tier comment

Fuck yes.

I make a batch of 35-40 cookies and have the dosage & timing down pat.

Beer, wine, yeah…but straight up booze? That shit makes your gut stick out and your limbs get all stringy.

That, and probably steroids or monkey semen extract.

I’ve seen this also with heavy drinkers.

Well, tbh the Pre. Elect is a huge cock, and he’s pretty loud so…there is a downside

Congratulations! You should get her the Spanish Inquisition… nobody expects that!

Brussels sprouts, not the small bitter little bitches, but the big, fat, tiny cabbages cut in half and fried, tossed with sea salt and a sweet/sour or sweet/hot sticky sauce is so good you’ll want to punch a baby in the face.

Cauliflower, pickled, tossed with cornstarch and fried, top with bbq sauce. OR toss with oil, salt, curry powder and roast will make you question your previous life and the regrets of time wasted not shoveling it into your face hole.

Source: 35+ years making food so good people would line up to smell your breath after a meal.

As a token white dude, this is funny af.

I hereby give you a pass on behalf of my pale ass.