I declare bankruptcy

So a dollar more than a banana

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

People in heaven watch whatever they want

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel