We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.

Have a pilots license?

Why is Dave in sales called Human Resources?

You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

One day you’ll pull the last of it out and then you deflate