Hey isn’t that Sulu?

I thought this was a family channel.

You can feel halfway good about yourself.

This appears to be a budget hole of glory. This dude could still get his eye poked.

On the bright side, the odds of catching an eclipse would go way up.

At least he was a nurse on the walking dead

Nurse Hector

Well he’s got Mr. Clean beat on this one.

Implant dentures having issues at the worst time.