That is a fantastic book, and anyone who hasn’t read it should

I have an old set of joke boxes I bought from The Onion ages ago that are really fun to put an actual present in and give to someone. For example, the Visorganizer: a small organizer pouch that clips onto the visor of your hat!

Another year the only thing my wife wanted was a new set of Airpods Pro. Now, for me, a very important part of a present is the surprise, so when she found a fairly large box under the tree, she figured she had gotten something else. Until she opened the box and found another wrapped gift inside. And another inside that, and another, and another… And finally at the end a small gift bag with the Airpods in 😁

That is very incorrect. The hand signals are universal between bicycles, motorcycles, and cars, so you use the arm that you could stick out the window in a car. In places with left hand drive, you’d use your left arm. To indicate a left turn, you stick your arm straight out to the side. To indicate a right turn, you stick your arm out, but bend your elbow 90 degrees so your forearm is pointing straight up.

Huh. I had never considered this, but in countries where they drive on the left, they must use their right arms to signal instead of the left!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Crap… I use all three

Scales?

Nice example of a Saracen