Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

I have never had a wallet bought for me. Probably wouldn’t want one either, because I don’t use traditional wallets, but rather a card wallet that keeps them all flat so they don’t crack down the middle.

Dafuq is a Walmart+

Is that like a Walmart but with extra weirdos from your local community?

Shitposts getting literal over here.

So which did the cat replace, the kid or the fish? Alexander eating Spot au Gratin?

Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess

That’s some shitty ‘hacking’…

But what makes these shell commands ‘bash’ exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.

Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?

That’s not a statistic, its a news headline reporting on a chain of events.

I love that scene. I don’t remember the glove ever being that responsive to motion controls 🤣

Full scene for the uninitiated

https://youtu.be/AacoxHFYvZw

I see folks sharing a lot of joysticks I started with, but I think I’ll go with the original Wiimote

circles entire country

Snow and polar bears

This. Throwing your trash on the ground because you can’t find a trash can amounts to childish entitlement in my eyes.

No trash cans in the forest, is OP saying they just litter all through nature when they go camping?

Not really, and I’m over it. Couldnt really get people to move away from Meta products either. I just do what is best for me and my family’s privacy without waiting for all my friends to join me. Plenty of cool people here.

Same, zero cats.

named a TV show after it

The Springfields?

As much as I love Vulcan, AB… based on the qualifiers for this post, it is disqualified by Dildo, Newfoundland.

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada: 803 people as of 2021.

Someone here mentioned Vulcan, Alberta - however given the qualifiers of country and size, its 1769 people disqualifies it.

Also, though I am a Trekkie myself and know that Vulcan is well known in those circles, it’s virtually unheard of outside them.

Meanwhile, Dildo:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/odd-stories-of-2019-1.5389442

I have never seen this and thank you for sharing it because good god I needed it.

Gotta weed out the weak ones with the fall.

First time I’ve seen it.