What happens when they catch him?!

Gen X here,

I’ve got a whole drawer for weed vaping paraphernalia that I keep meaning to get rid of.

This looks like a job for Trolley Man

Agreed. Also Nancy Reagan told me not to, and I was not in a position to argue.

Are you trying to summon RFK Jr.?!?!?!

I will say the “8x” with a picture of blades next to it definitely throws me off

It absolutely destroyed all the progress I was making around ADHD with Adderall. Also I ate too much and was overweight.

I’m guessing you are joking, but in case you are not, Dow Jones was, and is a company where people work:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dow_Jones_%26_Company

Alternate take: We should learn from history, and not pretend it didn’t happen. Especially now.

The people in it were having fun. And I believe the gentleman was a good guy. I’ll get some more context for y’all soon.

That dude must have been pulling in some serious tail. It was the 70s, so I can say that, right?

Daylight Saving Time

What is your job?

Person here. Can confirm. Am damaged.

And the constant flat out statements of how crappy Marvel movies are now. Priceless. I was also completely unprepared for the sheer number of, shall we say, ‘surprises’ they packed in. I was honestly craving more!

A sad choice, indeed

Please expand on your understanding of semicolons