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“Y’know, the Aurora Borealis was visible within my kitchen recently.”

“Yeah, no, I heard about that. That’s crazy man. Was that this past winter?”

“No, mid-May. Completely localized to my Kitchen in Springfield.”

“Wow, that’s wild. Yeah.”

Felt.

Remember, every temporary solution is a permanent one! It’s always spooky when it works the first time.

Ask me more about my life story! So far you have this:

• I’m a trans woman.
• I engage with trolls.
• I like sarcasm a lot.

As for your sports team context, if I played this like sports, I’d turn the TV off. Unfortunately, I was kidnapped and placed on the field in a cage, and if one side wins I get shot. The other side wins and I get to hang out in the cage some more. There’s a small contingency in the crowd calling to burn the stadium down with everyone on the field (including me) and half of the crowd going down with it. /m

Oh, also, apologies about missing all of the tone tags. /gen

Then I guess a bit of critical thinking will need to be applied. My comment was very obvious sarcasm.

/nbr, /ay but also /nay

Are you worried because someone might think me, a trans woman, is advocating for the internment of everyone who is not a white cishetero male Christian nationalist in favor of trains running in time? Cause… Me too honestly.

/gen

I get that the state of the US is abysmal, but if anyone is taking that comment seriously I hope they choke on a shotgun. /srs

/nay

Do you honestly think people would take my first comment seriously? /gen A simple perusal of my post history shows how much I fucking loathe Trump and republicans and I’m starting to get sick of hearing solutions to our government that amount to “stop compromising and burn it to the ground” without any regard for the consequences or reality. /lh

EDIT: That last portion after my question was /nay, just to be clear. There’s others in these comments who are basically saying that because everything sucks or kinda sucks we need to end it, even if it hurts other people. /gen

Then I guess a bit of critical thinking will need to be applied. My comment was very obvious sarcasm.

Are you worried because someone might think me, a trans woman, is advocating for the internment of everyone who is not a white cishetero male Christian nationalist in favor of trains running in time? Cause… Me too honestly.

I get that the state of the US is abysmal, but if anyone is taking that comment seriously I hope they choke on a shotgun. /srs

The evidence is up your ass, where you pull all of your opinions from.

Haha! Yeah, fuck lgbtq people, disabled people, people on medicare, black people, hispanic people, non-christians, and the poor. Put them in camps. They just bitch and moan anyway. I’m sure there are other people calling this a dangerous election who just say it every year, stuff them in the camps too! We gotta make them trains run on time!

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