Curse of Strahd be like…

Damn 😂

We had one that was a jar of peanut butter you couldn’t give away or get rid of bc it’d teleport back immediately. It also gave a huge migraine and did damage if you ate it, and it refilled daily

East? I thought you said Weast.

For those who don’t know, this is a decades old joke.

We only had 67% voter turnout, so that’d be about 112 million

You’d think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn’t wake it up it, much less kill it. Don’t fuck with it.

If you like making fun of quiverfull ministries, programming, Eldritch horrors, British humor (humour?), spy thrillers, agitated engineers, vampires that don’t exist, bloodthirsty elves, and a thinly veiled story about anthropomorphic climate change then this is the series for you.