Life hack: sickle cell patients get all the narcotics they want in the hospital

Lmfao

… Why are you constantly cleaning dog pee indoors?

Why was there so much dog pee on a concrete patio?

Neither of these things scream “good dog owner” to me.

Is it good on hotdogs and pretzels?

Bleagh

Running illegal home daycares is a thing

I hadn’t heard of that, what makes you say that?

Fuck cancer

🧐

I hate that you’re right

You actually believe that residue is from dirty hands? Seriously?

Nope. It’s showing that you can press in the lever, likely to dispense windshield washing fluid

I highly doubt they adjust their wipers enough to leave a thick layer of skin and oil on it. Not sure what this is, but that ain’t it

Guns are dumb

This would be true if it wasn’t for the blood trails. All these companies are thriving despite the enshitification; perhaps they’re thriving because of it.

:(

Spanners?

This is my answer too. It’s crazy how much hate a tool can get

Another one that just goes over my head. Is the joke just meta, that the bear was made to look like the hunter “fought it” instead of taking a cheap shot from a safe distance?

It was a bold choice to make him barefoot