Mine has two box knives, a box knife with a carpet blade, 4 pairs of scissors, a lighter, a bunch of twist ties, various types of command strips, a travel lock, keys to someone’s house (we don’t know whose), and empty battery packages. Batteries have been moved into to an organizer that lives in the storage cabinet in the basement, but the empty packages stay for sentimental reasons (we have ADHD).

I have ADHD you glorified staple.

was

is

She will live inside you forever. She won’t be gone. She will live on in memory.

You’re one of the founding members of the greater Seattle area polycule, aren’t you?