That sounds like an awful lot of work to workaround a problem that shouldn’t have existed in the first place.

Evolution doesn’t care what happens to you after reproduction because you’ve already passed on your genes at that point

That’s where time dilation will kick in

… how did you put the ashes inside the butt plug?

Uh… except for most games

Just now. I was reading this thread and grinning at other people’s misfortune so my wife decided I should join them and bit me 😵

Wooooooosh!

Alternatively, go to the southern hemisphere. It’s really nice and warm in Australia right now.

Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.

Replace insta with Lemmy and I’m livin’ the life

And have very rich parents

Unfortunately, reality has a liberal bias these days

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