I went through this with my cat a couple months ago. Had him for 15 and a half beautiful, fuzzy years. I’m just glad that everything hit him all at once in the last couple weeks of his life so it was really obvious his time had come. I held him sleeping on my chest for the last 5 or 6 hours before it was time. Now I’m all gucked up thinking about it.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??
Fuck that dumb ocean centipede. Robin Williams is worth 20 ocean centipedes easy
“Gee that big floodplain at the foot of those hills sure looks nice. Better rebuild my formerly flooded home on this precise exact spot again instead of moving 500 feet to the left and building on that nice hill. That would just be stupid.”
All you dumb flatlanders had to do was build on the hills. They’re right fuckin there and none of you ever think to do it.
God inventing man is a non canon event. Pls use historically accurate historical events. We will also accept the monkey scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey
I still miss the frito burrito. It was so good and it was like a dollar. The chips in the new “double beef” whatever $4 nonsense are always stale.